Log Level Description
DEBUG poop contains corn
TRACE poop currently moving into colon
WARN sh*t is approaching the fan
ERROR sh*t has hit the fan
SEVERE sh*t is spraying into the fan
CRITICAL sh*t is spraying all over the room
ALERT sh*t is piling up
FATAL the room is flooding with sh*t
EMERGENCY the fan has stopped spinning
VERBOSE censored

By Chris Andrews, narrated by Devin Villegas