| Log Level | Description |
|---|---|
| DEBUG | poop contains corn |
| TRACE | poop currently moving into colon |
| WARN | sh*t is approaching the fan |
| ERROR | sh*t has hit the fan |
| SEVERE | sh*t is spraying into the fan |
| CRITICAL | sh*t is spraying all over the room |
| ALERT | sh*t is piling up |
| FATAL | the room is flooding with sh*t |
| EMERGENCY | the fan has stopped spinning |
| VERBOSE | censored |
By Chris Andrews, narrated by Devin Villegas